Where you write out dialogue that you've heard or said and at the end tell us what really happened!
When: Today
People taking part in dialogue:Me, Simon
"Simon."
"Mpppp"
"Simon, get off.
"Mmmp"
"Simon that's really awkward, get off. NOW."
"Okay, if you're just going to lie there, at least move a little so it feels better! There we go! Good."
"Simon! Don't bite me!"
"Yeah, whatever licking is fine."
"I'm not kidding anymore. Get of- Aw great! You knocked over my book!"
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: My cat simon kept crawling all over my keyboar hile I was using my computer.